"Don't be fooled by the money, I"m still just young and unlucky"--Drake
This remix calls for a stank head bob ( stank face + head bob). You can even throw a 90s two finger wave in there somewhere but I wouldn’t recommend doing that in public.
I’m about to get back on my blogging game. Stay tuned. Please and thank you.
Because I’ve listened to it about 17 times in a row already…..and that was only today.
Guess who is having the best week ever?……..Not I…..and clearly not Osama Bin Laden. Actually I have no clue who is having the best week ever…..but whatever. 10 years later Obama and his team finally found the mastermind behind 9/11 chillin in a mansion……living the good life. I thought this dude was at least suffering in a 2x4 cave with minimal oxygen. The news shocked me for all of 2.5 seconds. Then I spent the next hour reading the knee-slapping ignorance on twitter while waiting for Obama to come on television. I was completely indifferent to the fact the Bin Laden was dead. It didn’t do anything to impact my life personally aka classes weren’t cancelled and gas prices have yet to go down. The highlight of my night was probably reading twitter until Obama’s speech helped me to remember the lives that were lost in 9/11 and their families who finally have gained some closure. For that I gained more respect for Obama, which I didn’t even think was humanely possible. I still think that after that speech Obama should have walked off to Baracka Flocka Flame…..because he is just that much of a G. I am apprehensive of the backlash that bin laden’s death could cause but until then Im D.C. chillin looking for a flight to Miami because prices are about to go down….basement.
The last few months have been a very emotionally trying time for me. No, I didn’t lose someone close to me. No, I wasn’t diagnosed with an illness. No, I didn’t go through a traumatic experience. Yes, I’m healthy. Yes, I’m blessed with people in my life who love me. Yes, I lead a pretty…
Get.
Out.
Of.
My.
Mind.
That post was freakishly close to how I have been feeling for awhile.
Sooo its been a while and I do apologize. I’ve been trying to get my life together…the key word here is trying. Yeah my life is still in shambles but what else is new. Today I was surfing the net doing anything but my homework and I realized how dope it would have been to be my age in 1990. Everything in the 21st century is so superficial and quick to change. Trends are started and within 2 hours they cease to exist. The trends of the 90s are forever etched in my mind from the television to the books to the clothes etc. Not to mention my current hairstyle ( Actually……right now its not really a style but more like a mop on my head) would allow to me fit right into that era. If I even begin to start to start on music this brief post will turn into a book. Music now sucks. Music then was amazing. I think that simple statement sums up my thoughts. Although I am a 90s baby and I had a chance to experience Saturday Morning cartoons and the amazingess that was rated TV-Y7; I feel like at the age of 21 I would have cherished the realness of life so much more. People actually had relations with each other sans e-mail, text and skype. Artists actually made money off of people going out and buying their records. Movies actually had plots. I wish I could go back in time and experience life as a young adult back then……but I”m stuck here in the now so I might as well make the most of it. Im just feeling like being on my 90s swag right now…..random I know. Instead of doing my homework….I”m gonna go watch some Fresh Prince.
I realized that lately I’ve been getting way too caught up in the reblogging craze that is tumblr. Lately my life has been like riding Kingda Ka….but Ill update you on my omenism later on this week. With that being said, I could watch Mechad Brooks in his Calvin Klein undies all day. I remember when my friend showed me this commercial that was banned for being too hot for tv. I believe it was called “X marks the spot” ::smirk::
::Drake Voice:: “I’m sorry mom I had to do it to ‘em”
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My friend just showed me this video of this Nigerian Girl and I DIED. It actually made my day in so many ways. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing because I don’t think I would have been able to make it through without peeing on myself, crying, or both.
The only ring she is going to see in the near future is a circus because her make up looks like bobo the clown. She looks ten times better without any makeup.
She said “not Beyonce. BEYONC. That is even more sheky sheky than Beyonce” #wheretheysaythatat
Oh how I love my african people.
OR you can stay and get your f*cking ass beat.
My sentiments towards some people in my life right now. #justsayin
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